Lunch On Me

    Megan knocked lightly on the screen door. She shaded her
eyes and looked into the kitchen window. The shade was suddenly
pulled. She fell back in surprise and knocked again. The door
was suddenly thrown open, the screen door brushed aside and Megan
found herself being pulled inside with a complete disregard for
her safety.
    "What the fuck, Evie?" Megan cried as she was pushed into the
kitchen. "What are you doing?"
    "Just wait, I've been working on this for two days," Evie
said, wiping her radiant face with the back of her hand.
"Remember how we wanted to try something different?"
    "Yeah, I guess," Megan said guardedly.
    "I've found it, I've found what we have been looking for."
    "And what would that be, your lawn chair," Megan asked as she
stumbled over the lawn recliner in the middle of the kitchen
floor.
    "No silly, it's a surprise. I've found loads of fun in the
kitchen."
    "Evie, fun with a carrot or cucumber is no great discovery,
we've all used it at one time or another."
    "Yeah, I have a few of them around too, but that's not what
I'm talking about. Just wait until you see. Jeff has been
helping me out."
    "He's not here now, is he?" Megan asked uncomfortably.
    "No, he's at work. I'm not letting him anywhere near you or
I may never see him again. That body of yours is too hard to
compete with. You'll have to be content with me. No, I had him
do some welding and gluing for me."
    "Coming out of the closet, Evie?" Megan asked with a nervous
laugh as she watched Evie taking off her clothes.
    "Sort of. Get your clothes off," Evie signaled excitedly.
    "Evie, I'm not comfortable around naked women, it's too much
like... Evie are you becoming a lesbian?"
    "No, I don't think so," Evie said, now naked. "Hurry, get
your clothes off," Evie said, stripping Megan as she talked,
despite her protests. In a moment Megan was standing naked
beside her best friend. She looked around uncomfortably to make
sure nobody could see.
    "Great, now lay down," Evie said, giving Megan a push. Megan
fell back on the lawn recliner. The metal bars and nylon straps
were SO cold. In a complete business-like manner Evie was
plugging in an extension cord, then she pulled open her largest
drawer and took out an electric knife motor. Megan sat up in the
chair, but Evie pushed her back down.
    "Relax, Megan, you'll love this," Evie said with an excited
smile. Evie took out a dildo which was fastened to a piece of
metal. Evie pushed the metal into the electric knife motor with
a click, then plugged in the cord. With a smile she handed the
reciprocating dildo to Megan.
    "Try it," she said with a smile. "Ooops, you need
lubrication," Evie spun around and took down the bottle of
cooking oil. She handed it to Megan with a smile and shrug.
    "Evie, I'm not going to put that in my pussy, especially with
you watching."
    "Why not, we've done strange things before, this is just one
more? Besides, it's great. I tried it and got an orgasm in 1.5
seconds. Ok, I'll do it for you," Evie said in excitement.
Before Megan could object, Evie was down on her knees beside her
trying to push her legs apart. "Lighten up, Megan, you can't
have fun if you don't try," Evie said with a determined look on
her face. Megan finally relented and let Evie pry her legs open.
She turned her head in embarassment as Evie stared down at her
pussy and positioned the dildo at her entrance. Megan took a
deep breath when the cold plastic of the dildo touched the lips
of her warm pussy. She stiffened and gasped when the dildo slid
up inside her.
    "Ready?" Evie asked after sliding the dildo in and out a few
times. Megan was enjoying the dildo just the way it was, but
before she could say so Evie switched it on. Megan shot up in
surprise when electricity seemed to fill her pussy. She started
to push Evie back, sure the contraption was short-circuiting, but
she suddenly realized it was the friction of the dildo, not
electricity. Just as she realized this she found her orgasm
tearing her loins apart. She arched and cried out while Evie
relentlessly held the dildo at just the right angle. In a moment
Megan shot up again and screamed until Evie turned off the dildo
and slowly pulled it out.
    Megan was shaking and gasping for breath. She slowly became
aware of Evie sitting on the chair near her feet with an enormous
smile on her face.
    "You... you've got more stuff like that?" Megan asked in
horror.
    "Oh loads of stuff," Evie said enthusiastically. "You want
to try again, or do you want to do me?"
    "Do what to you?" Megan asked suspiciously.
    "The mixer," Evie said with relish. "Here, she pulled the
drawer open again and took out her small mixer motor. She
reached back into the drawer and pulled out a bent pan handle on
a metal bar.
    "Look, it spins," Evie spun the handle on the metal bar. She
slid the metal bar into the mixer and turned it on. The handle
slowly turned, seeming to wiggle like a snake.
    "Oh God," Megan said as she visualized what the contraption
would do inside her. "Oh, that's... is that safe?" she finally
asked lamely.
    "Oh yeah and it feels so good," Evie said enthusiastically as
she pushed Megan off the seat. When Megan stood Evie laid back
and threw her legs open. Megan found in surprise that Evie had a
bare pussy. She had only a tiny tuft of hair far above her pussy
and absolutely nothing around it.
    "You shaved all that?" Megan asked curiously.
    "No, electrolysis. I used to shave but Jeff said it hurt.
He paid for electrolysis instead."
    "You mean some woman actually got down there and plucked all
the hair off your pussy?" Megan asked skeptically.
    "Oh yeah, Natally at the spa. She's... well she gives good
head," Evie said, embarrassed for the first time.
    "You let her eat you?" Megan asked in horror.
    "Let her, after an hour session I couldn't stop her. She
said it was an occupational hazard. To me it was just a great
bonus. Do you mean to tell me a woman never ate your pussy?"
Evie asked suspiciously. Megan had short brown hair, a pixie
face and kitten eyes. She also had a perfect body. Evie could
not believe that a woman had passed all that up.
    "I have never..." Megan turned her head away, a sure sign
that she was lying. Evie smiled knowingly. "I thought so," she
said with a smirk.
    Megan took the mixer and looked down at her best friend's
spread legs. Evie's cute little pussy looked somehow obscene,
like a little girl's pussy. She had the uncontrollable urge to
touch it. She found herself clenching her fist to keep from
reaching out. Evie's pussy was white and looked so soft. It
wasn't dark or stubbly like a shaved pussy.
    "You can touch it?" Evie said in her hoarse little girl
voice, obviously reading Megan's desires in her face.
    "I don't want you to think..." Megan began hurriedly.
    "I won't think anything. I like touching it myself, it's the
softest part of my body. Jeff likes to eat me then go to sleep
down there. He says it's a lot more fun than a pillow. Go
ahead, it's fun," Evie said with an encouraging smile. Megan
closed her eyes and reached out. Her hand touched the inner part
of Evie's thigh. After feeling around for a moment her hand
brushed Evie's bare pussy. Evie was right, it was the softest
part of a woman's body. It felt so good, so... Megan suddenly
found herself petting Evie's pussy. Evie was moaning with her
head back and eyes closed. Megan wanted to stop, but she
couldn't do that to Evie. She seemed to be having too much fun.
Suddenly Megan felt a wetness against her hand. She looked down
to see a glistening dew on the lips of Evie's smooth pussy. She
was about to jerk her hand away, but something inside her made
her press the knuckle of her middle finger inside Evie slightly,
wetting it thoroughly. She wanted it to appear an accident, but
Evie was well beyond caring. She didn't care what Megan did, as
long as Megan did something. Megan almost felt like she was
alone in the room.
    "Evie?" For a moment Evie lay motionless, then she slowly
blinked and looked at Megan.
    "Oh hi," Evie said with a bright smile.
    "Evie, what do you want me to do now?" Megan asked,
swallowing nervously.
    "What you're doing now is nice, unless you're tired," Evie
said slyly.
    "No! No, I'm not tired," Megan said innocently. She would
never have believed that her day would have started out with her
fondling her best friend's pussy. But now that she was, what
would she do now? Part of her wanted to run out of the house,
the other part wanted to do... more. Megan suddenly noticed that
Evie was looking at her questioningly. Had she missed a
question?
    "What?" Megan asked softly.
    "What do you want to do, Meg?"
    "I... I could give you electrolysis if you like," Megan
swallowed quickly.
    "We don't have the machine," Evie said carefully with a timid
smile.
    "Well I... I could skip that part," Megan finally said,
praying that Evie would understand and not embarrass her, or
worse yet, be revolted.
    "I was thinking the same thing," Evie said nervously. "If we
do... you do," Evie corrected softly, "will you still be my
friend afterward?" Evie asked with a pleading note in her voice.
    "What kind of a question is that?" Megan asked in surprise.
    "A good question. Sometimes friends do stuff like that and
feel bad about it afterwards. Sometimes they ignore you, turn
away when you try to talk them. You know, that kind of thing,"
Evie said in a rush.
    "That happened to you, didn't it?" Megan said
sympathetically.
    "Yeah, it's why we moved from Fort Wayne," Evie said sadly.
"I don't want to do that again, Megan, I love you as a friend.
Maybe we should keep it that way," Evie said with a pleading look
in her eyes.
    "No way, girl. This isn't my first time, and you are my best
friend. Nothing will change that. Now spread those legs and let
me in. I didn't think I would have to be the one who convinces
you," Megan added as she crawled up between Evie's open legs.
    "Ok," Evie said brightly. "There's a cucumber in the second
drawer, it's partially peeled and warmed up by now. Could you
get it?" Evie gave Megan a sly smile.
    Megan sat up and opened the second drawer. Her eyes bugged
out when she saw the cucumber inside. It was a foot long and two
and one half inches thick.
    "You want that inside you? I wouldn't use that on a horse!"
Megan said in horror.
    "I thought I'd try it," Evie gave a coy smile and opened her
legs more. "Jeff tried a wine bottle, but I wasn't quite big
enough. I figure this is just about right."
    "Oh Evie, you're such a tiny little thing, it couldn't
possibly fit inside you."
    "Try it," Evie said, stretching like a cat.
    Megan couldn't help it, Evie looked too good stretching and
defenseless like that. She slid up Evie's body, grabbed her
sweet face and pressed her lips to Evie's. At first Evie's eyes
flared wide in surprise, but the sucking lips on her own started
a fire in her chest and loins. She closed her eyes and eagerly
sucked Megan's lips, then fenced with her tongue as it entered
her mouth. Before long she felt Megan's hand on her small left
breast. Her nipples stood up hard in response. Evie pressed her
own hand against Megan right tit, first massaging the warm flesh
in her hand, then capturing the stiff nipple between her thumb
and finger, squeezing and twisting it until Megan moaned and
shuddered. Megan suddenly broke the kiss and lowered her mouth
to Evie's right breast. She sucked and tongued the nipple
savagely.
    "Oh no, do it from up here so I can suck on your tits too,"
Evie pointed at the head of the chair. Megan stopped and walked
around to the head of the chair on her knees. She bent down and
Evie slid up until they both had the other's warm, soft, breast
between their hot red lips. Evie sucked eagerly, holding Megan's
back with her slender hands. In a moment they switched and moved
to the opposite tit. Both were so hot they would have done
anything to relieve the sexual tension. So it was natural for
Megan to glance up and notice the bare little pussy before her.
Without thought she broke contact with Evie's tit and slid down
her body. She heard and surprise "oh" from Evie, then Evie's
little hands were pulling her down, trying to hurry her into
position.
    Megan suddenly found herself facing the reason for such a
strange day. The perfect little clam lips were just beyond her
mouth, like a second mouth turned sideways. It was beautiful,
which was something that Megan would not have said of a hairy
pussy, no matter who's it was. She vowed to do the same to her
own pussy just as soon as she saved enough money to visit
Natally.
    Megan moved closer and sniffed Evie experimentally. She even
smelled like a little girl, baby powder Megan thought in surprise. She felt
a fire growing in her loins. Her eyes widened when she felt a
warm breeze on her own pussy. Evie was blowing warm air across
it. In a moment Evie's lips touched Megan. Her tongue flicked
inside Megan and the lips sealed themselves over Megan's pussy
lips. Evie was wasting no time. She began moaning into Megan's
pussy, even though Megan had not done anything yet. It was
obvious that Evie was enjoying the experience of eating a pussy
again. Megan had not done such a thing since college. She
wondered how many girls had their first or only experience in
college.
    Megan closed her eyes and groaned. Fire filled her loins
immediately. She opened her eyes and quickly bent down to give
Evie's hairless pussy a full lipped kiss. Evie immediately bent
both knees and drew up her legs, nearly hitting Megan in the face
with her right knee. Megan found it was now easier to get at
Evie's sweet little pussy with her legs bent. She grabbed each
slender leg in her hands and wasting no more time she slid her
tongue into Evie. Evie froze and arched her back slightly at the
first contact, then renewed her attack on Megan. Megan could
feel every little flick of her tongue and even the slightest
suction of her lips. It felt so wonderful.
    Megan could hear Evie's hot little mouth working in her
pussy. It sounded very juicy down there and occasionally Evie's
lips smacked. It was very erotic, hearing another woman enjoying
her pussy as if it were lunch.
    Megan could not believe the wonderful feeling of Evie's soft
pussy lips against her mouth. It was so warm and soft. She
realized that a hairless pussy like Evie's would be eaten
constantly. Anybody who saw it would want it.
    "You taste so good," Megan said, taking a break so she could
breath. "I have missed this so much."
    "Me too," Evie said with a smack of her lips. "You taste
absolutely delicious, Megan," Evie said in her little girl voice.
With renewed passion Megan dropped her mouth into Evie's crotch.
She sucked and held the suction while her tongue snaked into Evie
and fenced with her clit. Evie squirmed and renewed her own
attack on Megan's vagina. Her neck was starting to get sore, but
she was not about to stop until Megan came big. She knew it
wouldn't be long. Suddenly Evie's eyes widened when she felt the
cucumber touch the entrance of her wet vulva. Megan twisted the
huge vegetable and pressed firmly. It slowly slid inside as the
green vegetable became lubricated. Evie moaned when nearly the
full width entered her pussy, stretching her to the limit. Megan
stopped pushing and waited for Evie to stretch around the
cucumber. It didn't take long before Evie's pussy began pumping,
trying to get more of the long stiff rod inside her.
    "Holy shit, that's big," Evie groaned as the cucumber slid
inside and came up against something hard. "Shit!" Evie said
again.
    "Do you want me to stop?" Megan asked in concern.
    "Hell no, just wait a minute," Evie groaned. She clenched
and unclenched her pussy around the cucumber, trying to enlarge
her opening. Finally the pain began to subside.
    "Ok," Evie squeaked and started on Megan's moist crotch
again. Megan hissed at the renewed contact. She turned her head
so her tongue could lick Evie's clit, while she slowly slid the
cucumber in and out. Evie sighed and pressed her tiny crotch up
to meet the huge vegetable. She was really enjoying it. The
sight was really turning Megan on. Evie looked like a beautiful
little doll with her clothes on, she looked even better with them
off.
    Megan slid her left hand back so it was under Evie's little
ass to hold it steady and concentrated on stroking Evie's perfect
pussy with the huge cucumber. Evie was going crazy under the
brutal attack.
    Megan's own pussy felt pretty wonderful under the talented
ministrations of Evie's tongue and mouth. Evie was licking like
a pro. Evie slid several fingers into Megan and wiggled them
inside her. Megan closed her eyes and gave a little cry. She
suddenly felt the urge to taste Evie's sweet pussy again. She
lowered her face and began licking and sucking her warm flesh.
Juice lubricated her face and went up her nose, but she didn't
mind. Evie was moaning in a rhythmic fashion, which told her she
was about to cum. In a second Evie was crying out and thrusting
her bare little pelvis hard against the cucumber, and Megan's
mouth. Time after time Evie humped against the cucumber, forcing
even more of it's huge length up inside her. Megan tried to keep
contact with the bucking vagina, but it was impossible. She
finally laid her face against Evie's small abdomen and waited for
the bucking and screaming to stop, while she rubbed her little
ass with her left hand. In a moment Evie stopped and lay
exhausted.
    Belatedly, Evie started to lick again, but Megan suddenly
wanted more.
    "I've got to watch," Megan said, getting up on her knees.
    "What?" Evie asked in confusion. "You didn't cum, did you?"
    "No, sweetie, but I want to watch you finish me. I want to
see that sweet little face between my legs. I want it burned
into my memory in case it never happens again."
    "Ok," Evie said with a quick smile. She jumped up and led
Megan to a kitchen chair. "No, up here," Megan said, sliding her
firm ass up on the cold oak table.
    "Wonderful," Evie said enthusiastically. She slid the chair
forward and sat down in it. As she slid forward her face neared
Megan's delicious pussy.
    "Now I really feel like lunch," Megan said with a smile. She
massaged the back of Evie's head while Evie positioned herself
just right and pressed her lips firmly against Megan. Megan
gasped, never taking her eyes off Evie's sweet little face. Eve
looked up and contact with those innocent blue eyes was all it
took to make Megan explode with a huge orgasm. Gasping in pain
and pleasure, Megan threw her legs around Evie's little head and
pulled it into her crotch, while her pussy bucked, mashing itself
against Evie's sweet little face.
    "Oh shit, I'm coming so big," Megan gasped as her pussy
exploded time after time. Evie was busily working her mouth
against Megan's sweet pudding, sucking juice and licking clit
like she had never done before. When Megan screamed for her to
stop she licked several more times, eliciting a scream from
Megan, then stopped with her firmly sucking lips pressed over
Megan's hot slit. In a moment she released her and sat back,
wiping her face with a bright smile.
    "That was fun," Evie said happily. "Do you want to do it
again?" she asked with an innocent expression.
    "Hell no," Megan cried, then realized that Evie was just
pulling her chain. "But I would like to use that mixer thing on
you," she said with a smile of her own. Evie groaned, then
pulled her off the table so she could take Megan's place.